I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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