We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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