why didn't you poke me back
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
