love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
