Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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