Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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