Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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