I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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