so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
should my penis look like a turkey
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Alive.
So much puke
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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