She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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