Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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