im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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