my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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