people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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