i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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