So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
