No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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