Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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