From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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