I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
then he tried to convert me to islam
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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