Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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