Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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