The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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