This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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