is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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