no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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