there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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