what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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