garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize