he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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