Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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