Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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