i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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