people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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