Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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