i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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