How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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