I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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