The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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