Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Church boner. Awkwardddd
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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