She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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