Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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