Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I am spending my child support on dildos
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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