There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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