After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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