He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Panties = found
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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