even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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