do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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