Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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