It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
