YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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