i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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