I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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