i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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