"it" just moved
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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