That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
His nipple licking is glorious
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